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tsalyards
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 Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:19 pm |
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I thought this might be a funny little stress valve for some of us. Which auto brands/models are driven by the biggest dicks?
My picks are as follows:
3) Cadillac Escalade - I'm not sure if they're really dicks or if they just can't see me with all those massive blind spots.
2) Any kind of BMW - Yes, they're an easy target, but BMW drivers do seem to be some of the bigger dicks on the roads. Maybe it's because they are usually driven by successful males who like fast cars.
3) Any kind of Audi - I really hate Audis and anybody who drives one. If you drive an Audi you are at least 10 times more likely to be a raging dick. I tell everybody I know that Audi drivers are dicks.
P.S. I almost picked VW as my number three spot...but it's just too easy.
Enjoy.
-Tad
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Heffay
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:28 pm |
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 Off the BackJoined: Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:24 pmPosts: 375Location: North Loop
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Audi drivers think they are BMW owners who are "keeping it real".
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kuando
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:30 pm |
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| Better to have Bikeloved and lost than never to have Bikeloved at allJoined: Tue May 29, 2007 9:22 pmPosts: 2719Location: Golden Valley
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tsalyards wrote:
P.S. I almost picked VW as my number three spot...but it's just too easy.
Hear that Beau?
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Olag55
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:31 pm |
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| Detests rusty chainsJoined: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:37 pmPosts: 481Location: Hopkins
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I heard only attractive people drive VWs.
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Shizzy
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:09 pm |
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 Can't... stop... doing... the Monkey TagJoined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:22 amPosts: 1369Location: Regina
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really? anyone in any kind of vehicle can be a D.B.
I've been almost ran off the road by people driving hybrids and have been given plenty of respect by redneck 4x4 trucks.
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moezombie
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:15 pm |
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| Believed Landis the first two timesJoined: Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:26 pmPosts: 291
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You'll have to measure that on your own if that's a commodity of interest.
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jim_h
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:33 pm |
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| Could use a bike fitJoined: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:53 pmPosts: 1016Location: Old Cyclists' Home
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Redneck 4x4 pickups are bad news. And these guys are always driving around empty.
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skyrover
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:39 pm |
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 Wishes you would pull over or speed upJoined: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:57 pmPosts: 1143Location: se mpls
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tsalyards wrote: I thought this might be a funny little stress valve for some of us. Which auto brands/models are driven by the biggest dicks?
3) Any kind of Audi - I really hate Audis and anybody who drives one. If you drive an Audi you are at least 10 times more likely to be a raging dick. I tell everybody I know that Audi drivers are dicks.
I have an A3 - I like it. I don't drive like a dick. Be careful with the generalizations.
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yer russian
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:15 pm |
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| In a gear most men use only on the downhills!Joined: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:29 pmPosts: 260Location: NE
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Tigerbeat's got an Audi... I can't vouch for the size of his dick, though.
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jaypee
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:43 pm |
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| AlleycatterJoined: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:28 pmPosts: 883Location: Wisco!
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Citroën drivers, they're either god damned francophiles or worse, actual French.
/sarcasm.
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Radlerin
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:16 pm |
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 Dances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:03 pmPosts: 5567Location: Funkytown
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#1 place for me, for car brands: BMW drivers.
But really the list should be: Metro Mobility, tow trucks, school buses,
and city buses (in that order). Negligent large vehicle drivers are much
worse than plain ol' dicks.
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zombinate
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:54 pm |
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tsalyards wrote: 3) Cadillac Escalade - I'm not sure if they're really dicks or if they just can't see me with all those massive blind spots.
This would be my pick. Whether it is driving or biking, I seem to come across the Escalade dickhead patrol quite frequently.
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euterpe
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| Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:10 am |
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 I know this guy who named his dog MerckxJoined: Wed May 23, 2007 7:51 pmPosts: 2608Location: Hamline-Midway
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Radlerin wrote: #1 place for me, for car brands: BMW drivers.
But really the list should be: Metro Mobility, tow trucks, school buses,
and city buses (in that order). Negligent large vehicle drivers are much
worse than plain ol' dicks. +100 Metro Mobility is always trolling for new customers.
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cyclejerk
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| Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:49 am |
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| Glass CrankerJoined: Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:43 pmPosts: 216
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My two shoving matches were with a pickup and a Tahoe. I spit into a BMW once, who circled around and tried to spit on me. A-holes aside, most of my near death experiences have been with Subarus.
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kn_mpls
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| Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:01 am |
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 Can't stop soaping my legs in the showerJoined: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:37 pmPosts: 2297Location: NE Mpls - Windom Park
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skyrover wrote: ...I don't drive like a dick. Be careful with the generalizations. +1 I've had people in luxury cars be dicks, I've had people in shitboxes be dicks. Most people on the road are decent though.
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